David Beckham Can Barely See Victoria

David Beckham Can Barely See Victoria

 

VICTORIA Beckham’s weight is subject of heated debate in the celebrity magazine community. Today we invite you to consider two Closer magazine headlines and move the polemic forward:

The Christian Bale clip after the jump, but first, re the woman who tells the world that she has a gay man inside of her ... (The Soup Uberblog):

Using innovative ultrasound technology, Soup Blog sources spoke with the gay man, one Randall Brebs, who has lived inside the ex-Spice Girl for the last three years.

“She really needs to redecorate, for God’s sake,” stated the incredibly small Brebs, who uses Beckham’s stomach as a combined living room and bed room, while utilizing her lower intestine as a workout facility.