Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest on House

Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest on House

“No, wait, minor, almost trivial consequences for my actions? Ohmygod. MOMMM!”
Because the celebrity version of justice doesn’t take the holiday weekend off, Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest today, according to People:
Keep in mind Lindsay was originally sentenced to 120 days in jail, but because of overcrowding along with being only charged with misdemeanor she was eligible for house arrest where, ta-da, she’ll still be released after just two weeks because apparently her house is over-crowded? It honestly hurts to think about this which is why I’ll be over here staring pensively into her breasts trying to figure this thing out. *rubs chin, quietly makes honking noises*